Ban Fraternities: Tracking Hazing Deaths

THE COVER UP

Occasionally, a death directly caused by a fraternity brother or associate will be covered up - the alumnus network is powerful. Here we have an ingenious arrangement where nobody is seriously charged for the death of a pledge, involving the help of the police department helmed by prominent alumni. This case involves the Lambda Alpha chapter of Dachshund University, an Asian-interest social fraternity that had several warnings already from the panhellenic councils regarding underage drinking and hazing practices.

In late January 1993, only a short time after the start of a rabies quarantine that affected Dachshund University’s operations, Lambda Alpha organized an unofficial end to its “Hell Week” that had been cut short. This would involve sending the pledges to a remote location on the outskirts of Dachshund City for their final haze, although that would be cut short due to sinister circumstances. Brian Tu, who had been infected with rabies an unknown amount of time prior, did not disclose this condition to his superiors when he accepted the invitation under threat of being disqualified.

A yearbook photo of Brian Tu, an Angora rabbit.

The first round of hazing would prove to be the last - a drinking ritual to match the “littles” to their future “bigs” [see glossary], provided they survive the night. The drinks prepared would be symbolic of the big who chose each pledge, which they, blindfolded, would have to match and drink the cocktail fully regardless of palate incompatibility. When offered a drink, the victim (Brian) refused, exhibiting the telltale rabies symptom of hydrophobia. When the older fraternity members manually restrained the victim to force imbibement, he frenzied and was able to bite his way free. At this time, all fraternity associates fled the location – all except the victim… and Jason Hoang.

A mugshot - front and profile - of Jason Hoang.

The Truth

All previous parts of this cautionary tale so far have been corroborated by the Dachshund police; here is where the TRUTH diverges from the legal statements. I have evidence that suggests that “Mr.” Hoang, who allegedly hid in a metal closet for over 30 minutes to avoid infection, in fact murdered their fellow pledge in an inebriated struggle despite not having a weapon. The wound on Mr. Tu was stated to be a bullet wound from police intervention. These are a collection of police photos from the crime scene, compiled by yours truly:

Three images composited into a collage. The largest one depicts the corpse of Brian Tu, with stylet wounds in the neck and arm. His hand is draped over one side his face, and there is a partial shoeprint beside his head. The topmost photo shows the sole of some Maison Margielas that are identical to the footprint. The bottom photo is a closeup of one of the stylet wounds, with a blue outline deliniating the jagged edges from the large amount of pooled blood.

However, this ragged shape and blood flow is indicative of a stylet wound from a piercing blood-feeder, and according to the autopsy no bullet was ever retrieved. “Mr.” Hoang has tabanid (a group of blood-feeding flies) ancestry. Some of my readers may understand already that male tabanids lack a piercing stylet, and will begin to e-mail me with objections. This would be a valid point if “Mr.” Hoang was fully male. Indeed, the hybrid is a gynandromorph who has characteristics of both sexes, provable as they were a participant in a pilot study for inducing this condition to treat trans-sexuality in insectoid hybrids (fairies). The study is anonymized, but it is undoubtable that they are depicted in the following study figures:

A photo from a study called Induced Gynandromorphism During Metamorphosis To Treat Gender Dysporia in Fairies. It displays the bare chest of Jason Hoang.
A photo cropped from a figure from Induced Gynandromorphism During Metamorphosis To Treat Gender Dysporia in Fairies. It displays Jason Hoang's piercing mouthparts (arrow), bundled into a neat stylet.

Compare the first figure to this photo - it's an exact match.

Jason Hoang with his legs dipped into an artificial pool. Note that his chest is identical to the one in the study.

From the crime scene, we also see a partial shoeprint in the victim’s blood. This matches up perfectly with the perpetrator’s shoes – Maison Margiela tabis popular with insectoids. It is illogical to assume this happened after the victim died, as one could easily maneuver around the pool unless they were part of a struggle; especially incentivized to avoid due to the high price of the footwear.

CONCLUSION

Given the evidence, Jason Hoang should have been tried for murder instead of simply being fined for violating quarantine rules. We cannot prove the attack was a justifiable homicide even if the victim was in the early stages of a rabies infection. In fact, we can see that Mr. Tu passed in a defensive position not indicative of the furious state. However, the court system did not even attempt to charge “Mr.” Hoang in this manner, only meting out a modest fine for breaking the quarantine at the time. I believe this is due to several high-ranking Dachshund law enforcement officers having clear ties to the fraternity in question, and it would reflect poorly on the organization if the hazing death was precipitated by a pledge rather than the proper authorities. As a result, a murderer who potentially is now an undisclosed asymptomatic rabies carrier walks free.

I have made it my goal to bring this individual to justice, and have been making good progress using online tools, citizen investigation, and persuasion. However, this case is at the risk of running cold due to lack of virtual leads and the perpetrator moving to an unknown location outside of his last known residence. If you have any tips about this case, please e-mail me at [REDACTED]. The last known photographic appearance is here:

Jason Hoang working in his family's insect-centric fast food chain. He is zoning out.

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